Funny Tweeter

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@davedittell: UNICORN: I love the forest! I love my horn! Life is wonderf—
[Pegasus flies over chased by babes]
UNICORN: God why have you forsaken me

UNICORN: I love the forest! I love my horn! Life is wonderf—
[Pegasus flies over chased by babes]
UNICORN: God why have you forsaken me

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