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@BlindChow: [unleashes dog at dog park]
me: don't embarrass me now
dog: i won't

*sees pretty girl*
me: hi, i'm–
dog: he drinks wine through a straw

[unleashes dog at dog park]
me: don’t embarrass me now
dog: i won’t

*sees pretty girl*
me: hi, i’m–
dog: he drinks wine through a straw

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