@AndrewR31: Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say "In silence"
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude".
I don't give a dude.
I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@abbycohenwl: [chameleon conference]
Boss: Is... everyone here?
Boss: I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx
Keith: You're welcome
@Cali_Kid_Mike: Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny.