@AndrewR31: Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say "In silence"
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@jctwritesstuff: *hears Siren's song* *eyes glaze* *walks in a trance ten miles* *breaks window to donut shop* I'm here, Mistress. *eats everything* *dies*
@evanR39: Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)
@AmishPornStar1: Son, your insistence on dismembering all of your siblings is tearing this family apart!