@AndrewR31: Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say "In silence"
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@Rick_IZ: People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer Just throw it out. I'll print it again.
@MarieColette: I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once.