@AndrewR31: Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say "In silence"
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@daemonic3: Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*
@WhiskeySoured: Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books.
@shegotagronk: It's so beautiful outside. I should probably do something...Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my computer screen.