@AndrewR31: Unless the girl is hot, when she asks how I want my hair cut, I'll say "In silence"
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@sweetg35: If you're not suppose to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator?!
@bombsydoll: [walks into my bedroom to find my sister having sex with my bf] SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE UR DOING THIS TO ME THAT'S WHERE I EAT!!!
@foodfacenow: At his funeral. I lay my hand on your shoulder. I apply pressure, gently, in an attempt to move you from in front of the snack table.