@hiitsgabrielle: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
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@LoneWolfStories: It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up.
@Talkinghands69: When your boss says "you're getting a little behind," he won't appreciate it when you wink and say "been working out-thanks for noticing."
@Ristolable: I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support
@Mr_Kapowski: I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed