@hiitsgabrielle: Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
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@MandiAtRandom: Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage
@NicCageMatch: I would have suggested they just use a regular volleyball, but I guess the Olympics are special.
@Jmboyd58: *driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you.