@Bandersnaaatch: Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.
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@carlyken: Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?
@GregHenchman: I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?
@i_wantMyBiitch: I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro...
@hippieswordfish: ANIMAL CONTROL: what the hell were you thinking ME: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches