@Bandersnaaatch: Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.
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@RidiculousSheri: My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I'm the racecar, sometimes I'm the iron. But usually I'm a peanut because I've lost all the game pieces.
@TheMichaelRock: I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight.
@Contwixt: If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff.
@gorrdano: Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it.