@emmatheist: Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform.
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@SteveKoehler22: Be carefully which minty aromatic plants you accidentally step on. Thyme wounds all heels.
@VeroniKaboom: "He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I'd totally hit that."