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@Rollinintheseat: "Update Adobe or we'll kill you"-flash mob
@GingerHotDish: The only time I've ever been a priority is when I paid extra for shipping.
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day 13
Anthony Weiner decides to help.
He takes a photo.
Congress now sees where balls are located.
@AristotlesNZ: Last time I wore my celery costume out in public I was arrested for stalking.
@phalguy: You're an embarrassment to the human race.
What are you doing later?
@daemonic3: Your honor, may I approach the bench?
Judge: You may
*benches 200lbs in 3 sets of 20 reps*
The defense rests