@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@AnOrangeSNES: "Damn girl are you?" -Existentialist pick-up line
@Rollmaninoz: Cashier: haha that’s a lotta candy, getting ready for Halloween early eh
@SteveSuckington: [reading test results]
"It looks like you're gonna be just fine"
[nurse whispers in ear]
"Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks"
-Steve Harvey M.D.
@TheMichaelRock: According to these Father's Day gift sections, all dads are clean shaven business men that love playing golf and think they're #1.
@ddsmidt: Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them.