@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@ch000ch: just got mad and flipped a table but it spun all the way around in landed right side up. everyone in Applebee's is clapping
@TheAlexNevil: Treat her like a princess & she'll love you forever.
Unless she's an actual princess. Then she'll just think "I'm being treated normally."
@AnOrangeSNES: We need to overthrow that Tyrannosaurus Rex and democratically elect a Presidentosaurus Rex
@theshantilly: *slowly unwraps a candy bar as neighbor talks about her new diet
@Izianikapani: Food that tastes nothing like its name: