@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@aksorojas: I always have a condom in my wallet in case I get invited to parties and there's not enough balloons for everyone.
@ramblinma: No thanks, malls. I shop from home without pants like a normal person.
@bmarked21: It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it.
@jedfudally: someone at work asked who pablo escobar was so i told her he used to work here
@SamTR7: *Superman put glasses on Mt. Rushmore faces*
Lois Lane: "What the heck?? Who are those people up there?"