@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@spicy_peen: How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush
@380kmh: I have a new favorite meme page
@kcmoore51: Thanks for being here right on time.
We'll see you in a few hours.
@lovemydogduck: My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car.
@XplodingUnicorn: My 1-year-old stabbed a stuffed animal with a broken plastic spoon.
She learned to fight in prison.