@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@_wangwe: Make her feel like she's the only woman on earth. Because nothing makes women happier than feeling like all other women are dead.
@Ideal_Victoria: If I’m suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it’s only because I want what you’re eating.
@Phook75: I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.
@FloodyHippie: I hate when I'm checking out a bag of chips, and the guy standing in front of it, thinks my lustful gaze is meant for him.