@jergarl: Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law.
I know that now.
@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.
@chuuew: My friend's getting rich by selling photos of koi in clothes. He says it's as easy as shooting fish in apparel.
@ElgatoEsmio: If I had a time machine I’d destroy the invention of autotune and say “good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"
@NakedHangover: Yelling "shotgun" when getting in a car means a seat in the front. Yelling it before getting on a plane means a seat in the TSA office.
"Describe yourself in 5 words."
me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant.