@palokin: Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor.
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@atanya1111: At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically head over heels in love with a refrigerator.
@michaelianblack: All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants.
@martinMmorrow: Am *I* rich? Ha. Well let's just say I told my Uber driver she could order something from Taco Bell too if she wanted.