@funnyordie: Usain Bolt has the greatest Tinder profile picture of all time on his hands.
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@solommb: My car has the innate super power of knowing when I have any extra money and spontaneously breaking down.
@robesman: in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving
@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."