@BlackGodSon: Used tampons should be hung outside for the mosquito
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@LionJenkins: Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat.
@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
@MsFoxIfUrNasty: Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?