@2tickytacky: Every time I play guitar at home, my wife goes looking for a cat we don't have.
@2tickytacky: In your selfie, you had rabbit ears and little whiskers. You don't really have any of those things! Catfish! Just like rainbow tongue girl.
@2tickytacky: Got my inhaler mixed up with my psychedelic frog and went on one hell of a wheezy ride.
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.
@2tickytacky: She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse.
@2tickytacky: If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield.