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@5oulhealer : My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!

@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine.

Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!

@5oulhealer: When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead.