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@77StephanieG77 : Sweetie if I was fake, I would pretend to be someone awesome and not a lonely weirdo.

@77StephanieG77: I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage....

So now I know why zombies walk like they do.

@77StephanieG77: Text from mom: How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in.

Mom: Your room is ready.

Me: No, your uterus!

Mom: Steph you drink too much