@77StephanieG77: I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage....
So now I know why zombies walk like they do.
@77StephanieG77: Text from mom: How's my baby girl?
Me: I'm moving back in.
Mom: Your room is ready.
Me: No, your uterus!
Mom: Steph you drink too much