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Page of AintNoFamily's best tweets

@AintNoFamily : I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.

@AintNoFamily: Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.