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Page of AlisonChrista's best tweets

@AlisonChrista : Bruce Banner is a genius scientist and he still can’t figure out how to make stretchy clothes?

@AlisonChrista: *dies and gets to hell*

I really thought I’d lived a good life.

*Satan shows me a video of that time I left a shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot at Target when the cart return was 10 feet away*

Oh yeah. Fair enough.

@AlisonChrista: Secretly Canadians love it when people mistake them for Amer-
*is decapitated by a hockey stick*