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@Anon_imosity : [walks into bookstore] Me: do you have any books on turtles? Worker: Hard back? Me: Yeah, with little heads.

@Anon_imosity: I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it