@bakedbrotatoes: How to walk up the down escalator:
@bakedbrotatoes: -This is my son Michelangelo.
-Oh, like the artist.
-Um no like the Ninja Turtle.
@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl?
-What if I am?
@BakedBrotatoes: [Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball]
-Come on it was one time guys
*Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*
@BakedBrotatoes: Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready.
@BakedBrotatoes: [Job Interview]
*okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf*
IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS