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Page of BasicLyes's best tweets

@BasicLyes : Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.

@BasicLyes: People wonder why I move to a new place every couple years. The truth is, I'm being chased by a snail with a grenade and a vendetta.

@BasicLyes: Impractical Joke: Replace my girlfriends house cat's with mountain lions so she think's she is shrinking.