@BeardSpice: [God creating spiders]
What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?
@BeardSpice: [sitting in doctor's office]
It's bad news. You have a rare case of contagious memory loss.
"What do you mean?"
I can't remember.
@BeardSpice: *walks into bank*
THIS IS A ROBBERY
*people drop to the floor*
JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING
A TOMATO IS A FRUIT
@BeardSpice: "Do you have Coke"
No, is Pepsi okay
"Do you have updog"
"Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"