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@BertCarrillo : Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead.

@BertCarrillo: I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you.

@BertCarrillo: In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver.

@BertCarrillo: My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker.

@BertCarrillo: *muttered from inside a bear*

"Go hiking," they said.