Funny Tweeter

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Page of Bez's best tweets

@Bez : How do you delete Facebook? I'm not talking about my account I mean the entire thing.

@Bez: When someone texts "whatcha doin" after midnight the appropriate response is "someone else" even if you're just eatin' pizza all alone.

@Bez: I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack.