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@BiIIMurray : Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference.

@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.

@BiIIMurray: I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.

@BiIIMurray: I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.