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@BigBec43 : Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?

@BigBec43: *does something weird*

*looks around for witnesses*

*sees no one*

*does something weird, LOUDER*

@BigBec43: There was a spider in my bathroom so I threw the cat at it. The spider is dead but the cat's pretty pissed

@BigBec43: This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me

@BigBec43: Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver