@BillMc7: I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral.
@BillMc7: listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk
@BillMc7: Taken 3 ~ It All Ends Here
Taken 4 ~ Listen, We're Just As Surprised As You Are
Taken 5 ~ Whaaaaat!? Yep...
@BillMc7: Restaurant Hostess: "Sorry about the wait."
Me: "It's okay, you don't need to apologize for being overweight."
@BillMc7: Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn't think of this.