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@BiscuitFloater : I took up MMA to see what I'm made of. It's blood...I'm made of blood.

@BiscuitFloater: Pro tip: Next time you're at a bar, go up to a woman & whisper "Hey, wanna get outta here?"

If she says yes, you can sit where she was.