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@BiscuitFloater : I took up MMA to see what I'm made of.
It's blood...I'm made of blood.
@BiscuitFloater: Pro tip: Next time you're at a bar, go up to a woman & whisper "Hey, wanna get outta here?"
If she says yes, you can sit where she was.