@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection.
*I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@BlackCatBettie: "Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight." I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date.
@BlackCatBettie: I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready.
@BlackCatBettie: What's faster than the speed of light?
A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo.
@BlackCatBettie: If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.