@BlindVigil: I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test.
It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do...
@BlindVigil: "My pleasure, doll"
"My pleasure doll"
Commas can make a world of difference...
@BlindVigil: I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please.
@BlindVigil: *Farmer walks into job application
Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer.
Employer: BOOM! Tech support!