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@BoozieEyedJoe : My favorite deleted scene from Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo & Frodo discover they have a long lost hipster cousin called Douche Baggins.

@BoozieEyedJoe: I thought I stepped on a Lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail.