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Page of BuckyIsotope's best tweets

@BuckyIsotope : SHAGGY: hey Scoob you look like you have a bad case of updog SCOOBY-DOO: rut’s updog SHAGGY: not much what’s up with you man lol SCOOBY-DOO: ruck rou Raggy

@BuckyIsotope: I HATE THE NEW NEIGHBOR
*wife sighs*
“Is this because his grill is bigger than yours”
*frantically duct taping 2 grills together*
NO

@BuckyIsotope: Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters.

@BuckyIsotope: CULT LEADER: join our cult
ME: no thanks
CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary
ME: I'm listening

@BuckyIsotope: *rolls up to teens on skateboard*
Hello kids. Can I interest you in a marijuana party?
*pulls out bong with evidence sticker on it*
dammit

@BuckyIsotope: TEENS IN THE 70S: let’s protest war
TEENS IN THE 80S: let’s protest capitalism
TEENS IN THE 90S: let’s rage against the machine
TEENS TODAY: let’s eat laundry detergent

@BuckyIsotope: “Ruh roh” says Scooby as the cops pull the van over. Shaggy looks at the kilos of heroin in the back, sighs, and pulls out a machine gun.

@BuckyIsotope: ME: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
MY LAWYER: would you please stop saying that

@BuckyIsotope: ME: if you’re under my roof you follow my rules
SON: fine
ME: well?
SON: *sighs* a ninja turtle could beat up a transformer
ME: thank you

@BuckyIsotope: November
Echo
Victor
Echo
Romeo
Golf
Oscar
November
November
Alfa
Golf
India
Victor
Echo
Yankee
Oscar
Uniform
Uniform
Papa