@CMHorrocks : Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops.
You'd think they would have went before the race.
@CMHorrocks: Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend.
@CMHorrocks: "There is no 'I' in team!" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam.