@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny
Pick it up
& all the day
You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...
@ChipKellysBalls: I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
@ChipKellysBalls: Jehovah's Witnesses door-to-door success rate would be a lot higher if they partnered up with the Girl Scouts & started selling cookies ...
@ChipKellysBalls: Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes
@ChipKellysBalls: What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?
@ChipKellysBalls: House is a mess ... Walked in the other day and there were 2 people on the couch blindfolded and filming a Fabreeze commercial