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@DRUNKdadding : I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......

@DRUNKdadding: You know when your cat looks at your kids like "thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed" .....?

@DRUNKdadding: "Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today."
-the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now