@DanielRCarrillo: Raid™: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something.
@DanielRCarrillo: Rejected names for lumberjacks:
@DanielRCarrillo: If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating.
@DanielRCarrillo: Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die