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@DannyMcH2O : Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal.

@DannyMcH2O: Me: What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ...

Me: It's also a famous explorer.

Son: Dora?

Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.