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Page of Dildotron's best tweets

@Dildotron : I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black? *doctor sighs for like 3 mins* "Sir, its an ultrasound" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*

@Dildotron: [planning for wedding]
i found us a remote location
"Omg where?"
*points to fanny pack stapled to wall above TV*
The remote goes there now