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@DosieDoe : US Loretta Lynch confirms that all 7 FIFA officials dramatically threw themselves onto the ground faking injury when arrested earlier today.

@DosieDoe: *Do not consume if seal is broken*

I’ve just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven’t found one seal.

@DosieDoe: I really don't have much respect for those that take drugs and alcohol.

Like Customs, for example.