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@DudeImShawn : Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes.

@DudeImShawn: Live today like it's your last.

Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't.

@DudeImShawn: If she's "one-in-million" there's 1,344 of her in China.