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Page of EvanJKessler's best tweets

@EvanJKessler : If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies.

@EvanJKessler: Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.

@EvanJKessler: Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?