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@FeelingEuphoric : PRINCE: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair! RAPUNZEL: (to hair) you're really sweet but I think we should just be friends

@FeelingEuphoric: Dating tip: Before you think he's attractive—stop, breathe, and take a moment to think... is he attractive, or is he just a bowl of lasagna?

@FeelingEuphoric: villain: ironic that the one who shot you is your English professor!

me *dying*: actually it's coincidental

v *tearing up*: ...you passed