@Fred_Delicious: "No. Nope. Absolutely not. Nope. Incorrect. Wrong" - Neil deGrasse Tyson watching A Star is Born
@Fred_Delicious: “It’s MY WIIIIFE, it’s now or never” - Borat Jovi
I’m not even remotely sorry
@Fred_Delicious: My wife [sexily] - "why don't we...turn out the light?"
Me, a moth - "no"
@Fred_Delicious: ***BREAKING*** sneaky teens trying to buy booze severely misjudge their height - 300ft trenchcoat behemoth said to contain 57 people
@Fred_Delicious: *cop pulls me over*
"blow into this please sir"
"whyy dont you blow on THIS officer!?"
*i hand him a flute & he plays it beautifully*
@Fred_Delicious: What was that movie where the guy shrunk his kids then told his wife about it