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@FriedGoat : "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile

@FriedGoat: I was raised by wolves
I was then lowered by bears

They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes