@GabbbarSingh: Parliament should learn from Twitter, thousands of people shout here doing nothing productive, yet it never gets adjourned.
@GabbbarSingh: If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today.
@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
@GabbbarSingh: The initials of the Sri Lankan players read like DOS commands. MKDIR, CHKDSK.
@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
@GabbbarSingh: The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.
@GabbbarSingh: Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out