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@GavinProbably : You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?

@GavinProbably: Said "large" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting "Venti, Venti, Venti!" and a mass suicide occurred.

@GavinProbably: I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink.

Then I get kicked out.

@GavinProbably: How did Hitler tie his shoes?



In knotsies.

(The unfollow button is only a click away)

@GavinProbably: Facebook-

You: Going to a concert tonight!

Friend: Sweet, what concert?

Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO