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@GregHenchman : If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying "Don't eat that..."

@GregHenchman: "Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."

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@GregHenchman: Haters gonna hate.

Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow...

@GregHenchman: I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?

@GregHenchman: "Everything else tastes like us. Why do we need to die?" -chickens

@GregHenchman: When your bio says "No DMs," I wanna DM you SO BAD and just say:

"OK."