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@GrumpyBahr : My middle finger will be answering all questions today!

@GrumpyBahr: Me: Grandma died, can't work today.

Boss: Thought she died last month?

Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick.

@GrumpyBahr: CW: My wedding is going to be expensive!

Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!

@GrumpyBahr: People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?

@GrumpyBahr: I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!

@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.

@GrumpyBahr: Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!

@GrumpyBahr: Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.

@GrumpyBahr: Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.

@GrumpyBahr: Preacher: God's love is unconditional!

Me: Then why is there a hell?

Preacher:......

Me: Your move.