@HiddleDeeDee: Eight hours into this family road trip I realized my lifelong vow to avoid illegal drugs was stupid.
@HiddleDeeDee: The only thing worse than my kids talking Minecraft, is my kids watching videos of people talking Minecraft.
@HiddleDeeDee: I accidentally flushed a public toilet with my hand instead of my foot. I may be dying now.
@HiddleDeeDee: If your pharmacist was as hot as mine, you'd be in line for your fifteenth flu shot as well.
@HiddleDeeDee: If it seems as though I love the dog more than you, kids, well that's because he doesn't have homework I need to help him with.
@HiddleDeeDee: 6: Mom, I'm going to be a Navy pilot or a SEAL. If that doesn't work, I'm going to work at Subway.
It's all about the backup plan, people.
@HiddleDeeDee: 6 to his brother: Hey man, all I want is some oatmeal and a nap.
It's a joy raising an 80 year old man.
@HiddleDeeDee: You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid.
@HiddleDeeDee: 7: Mama, are you lonely when we go to bed?
Me: (Handle this like a great mom. Get the look off your face. Don't laugh.) Of course, sweetie.