@HollyMemphis: When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
@HollyMemphis: Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head,
"Guess who got laid last night?"
@HollyMemphis: Friend: "I just blew a speaker in my car."
Me: "Which kind?"
@HollyMemphis: If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?