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@Hurly_Burly : Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire.

@Hurly_Burly: 878 dead bodies lay there.

Liam Nesson "Are we done?"

Police: "Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."

@Hurly_Burly: If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging.

@Hurly_Burly: Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool

That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.

@Hurly_Burly: Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?