@Ideal_Victoria: Almost hit someone with my car just to get their attention…
It’s safe to say that flirting isn’t my strong point.
@Ideal_Victoria: I hope people who faint in public know that they're making things super awkward for the rest of us.
@Ideal_Victoria: Date: “I’m falling in love with you”
Me: *rearranges french fries in plate to read, “we should see other people”
@Ideal_Victoria: Him: how about we finish dinner and you can show me your bedroom
Me: why wait? *pulls out cellphone and flips through photos of my room*
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: It’s a beautiful night
Me: It’s a BEAUTIFUL night
Me: *opens trunk* I SAID, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT!